I never know how much of what I say is true.

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

My husband’s German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me.

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question “Is there life after death?”

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

They don't put indicators on your car in Beverly Hills. They figure if you're that rich you don't have to tell no one where you're going.

When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.