If you can't get rid

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

A learned man is an

A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge it is more dangerous than ignorance.

A government that robs Peter

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

A dramatic critic is a

A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

A fashion is nothing but

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A fool's brain digests philosophy

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.