Quotes

Quotes

Quotes to inspire and reflect

Don Marquis
Don Marquis
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican
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Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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Gustave Flaubert
Gustave Flaubert
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.
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Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau
I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features.
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William Hazlitt
William Hazlitt
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
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Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler
Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists
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Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
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Quentin Crisp
Quentin Crisp
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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Gertrude Stein
Gertrude Stein
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
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Thomas Henry Huxley
Thomas Henry Huxley
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense. Thomas H.
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H. G. Wells
H. G. Wells
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. H. G.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?
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Robert Frost
Robert Frost
As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back.
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Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
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Giacomo Casanova
Giacomo Casanova
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms.
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G. K. Chesterton
G. K. Chesterton
The classes that wash most are those that work least. G.K.
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Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell
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Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Action: the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
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Don Marquis
Don Marquis
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind.
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Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
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Raymond Chandler
Raymond Chandler
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup
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Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.
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Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
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G. K. Chesterton
G. K. Chesterton
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution. G.K.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore
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Henry Kissinger
Henry Kissinger
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Napoleão Bonaparte
Napoleão Bonaparte
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

"The Pig

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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it
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Quentin Crisp
Quentin Crisp
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
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Marcel Proust
Marcel Proust
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing.
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George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
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Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
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W. Somerset Maugham
W. Somerset Maugham
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. W.
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Albert Camus
Albert Camus
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
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Karl Kraus
Karl Kraus
The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
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