Quotes
Quotes to inspire and reflect
Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.
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A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
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Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
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Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anesthetic.
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Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage.
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If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
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Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
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Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
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A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
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Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
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The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
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The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.
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To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup; whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, shut up.
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible.
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Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
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I would always rather be happy than dignified.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
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Women prefer emotions to reasoning.
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One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.
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Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
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Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
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They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
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Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
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