Quotes
Quotes to inspire and reflect
THERE ARE MEN WHO FEAR REPARTEE IN A WIFE MORE KEENLY THAN A SWORD.
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.
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Licence my roving hands, and let them go, Before, behind, between, above, below.
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What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.
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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.
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IT IS DIFFICULT TO KNOW AT WHAT MOMENT LOVE BEGINS; IT IS LESS DIFFICULT TO KNOW THAT IT HAS BEGUN.
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Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.
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Who so loves believes the impossible.
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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
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Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us.
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IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, AT LAST SIGHT, AT EVER AND EVER SIGHT.
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There is no remedy for love but to love more.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
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LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO A MAN AND WOMAN WHO DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER.
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THE FIXITY OF A HABIT IS GENERALLY IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO ITS ABSURDITY.
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GOOD AND BAD MEN ARE EACH LESS SO THAN THEY SEEM.
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In England the only homage which they pay to Virtue – is hypocrisy.
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A VICE IS ONLY AN EXAGGERATION OF A NECESSARY AND VIRTUOUS FUNCTION.
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VICES AND VIRTUES ARE OF A STRANGE NATURE, FOR THE MORE WE HAVE, THE FEWER WE THINK WE HAVE.
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Oh, blameless people are always the most exasperating.
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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
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Oone should alwayd be drunk… With wine, with poetry, or with virtue as you choose. but get drunk
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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IF THERE WERE NO BAD PEOPLE, THERE WOULD BE NO GOOD LAWYERS.
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IN MANY WALKS OF LIFE, A CONSCIENCE IS A MORE EXPENSIVE ENCUMBRANCE THAN A WIFE OR A CARRIAGE.
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THE CHAINS OF HABIT ARE TOO WEAK TO BE FELT UNTIL THEY ARE TOO STRONG TO BE BROKEN.
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If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.
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HOW LIKE HERRINGS AND ONIONS OUR VICES ARE IN THE MORNING AFTER WE HAVE COMMITTED THEM.
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AN UNFORTUNATE THING ABOUT THIS WORLD IS THAT THE GOOD HABITS ARE MUCH EASIER TO GIVE UP THAN THE BAD ONES.
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Nobody minds having what is too good for them.
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I ALWAYS ADVISE PEOPLE NEVER TO GIVE ADVICE.
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Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
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You can think clearly only with your clothes on.
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Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
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I OWE MY SUCCESS TO HAVING LISTENED RESPECTFULLY… TO THE VERY BEST ADVICE… AND THEN GOING AWAY AND DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
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Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
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NEVER TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES. DRAG THEM DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. IT’S CHEAPER.
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One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one feels.
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You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.
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WISDOM IS BETTER THAN WIT, AND IN THE LONG RUN WILL CERTAINLY HAVE THE LAUGH ON HER SIDE.
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IN UNIVERSITY THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT THE GREATER PART OF THE LAW IS LEARNING TO TOLERATE FOOLS.
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
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It is never any use to oneself.
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Life has to be given a meaning because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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