Quotes to inspire and reflect

Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Who so loves believes the impossible.

Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us.

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, AT LAST SIGHT, AT EVER AND EVER SIGHT.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

THE FIXITY OF A HABIT IS GENERALLY IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO ITS ABSURDITY.

GOOD AND BAD MEN ARE EACH LESS SO THAN THEY SEEM.

A VICE IS ONLY AN EXAGGERATION OF A NECESSARY AND VIRTUOUS FUNCTION.

In England the only homage which they pay to Virtue – is hypocrisy.

Oh, blameless people are always the most exasperating.

VICES AND VIRTUES ARE OF A STRANGE NATURE, FOR THE MORE WE HAVE, THE FEWER WE THINK WE HAVE.

Oone should alwayd be drunk… With wine, with poetry, or with virtue as you choose. but get drunk

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

IF THERE WERE NO BAD PEOPLE, THERE WOULD BE NO GOOD LAWYERS.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

THE CHAINS OF HABIT ARE TOO WEAK TO BE FELT UNTIL THEY ARE TOO STRONG TO BE BROKEN.

IN MANY WALKS OF LIFE, A CONSCIENCE IS A MORE EXPENSIVE ENCUMBRANCE THAN A WIFE OR A CARRIAGE.

If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.

HOW LIKE HERRINGS AND ONIONS OUR VICES ARE IN THE MORNING AFTER WE HAVE COMMITTED THEM.

AN UNFORTUNATE THING ABOUT THIS WORLD IS THAT THE GOOD HABITS ARE MUCH EASIER TO GIVE UP THAN THE BAD ONES.

Nobody minds having what is too good for them.

I ALWAYS ADVISE PEOPLE NEVER TO GIVE ADVICE.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

You can think clearly only with your clothes on.

I OWE MY SUCCESS TO HAVING LISTENED RESPECTFULLY… TO THE VERY BEST ADVICE… AND THEN GOING AWAY AND DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one feels.

NEVER TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES. DRAG THEM DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. IT’S CHEAPER.

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

WISDOM IS BETTER THAN WIT, AND IN THE LONG RUN WILL CERTAINLY HAVE THE LAUGH ON HER SIDE.

IN UNIVERSITY THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT THE GREATER PART OF THE LAW IS LEARNING TO TOLERATE FOOLS.

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

It is never any use to oneself.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Life has to be given a meaning because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning.

I WISH PEOPLE WEREN’T SO SET ON BEING THEMSELVES, WHEN THAT MEANS BEING A BASTARD.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

It’s not the tragedies that kill us, it’s the messes.

If you live long enough, you’ll see that every victory turns into a defeat.

ALWAYS BORROW MONEY FROM A PESSIMIST. HE WON’T EXPECT IT BACK.

Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.

People who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp following eunuchs of literature.

Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race. As a bankrupt thief turns thief-taker in despair, so an unsuccessful author turns critic.