Quotes

Quotes

Quotes to inspire and reflect

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) June 1784

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) June 1784

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

It might as well be said ‘Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.’

parodying Henry Brooke

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

If a man were to go by chance at the same time with Burke under a shed, to shun a shower, he would say—‘this is an extraordinary man.’

on Edmund Burke

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

When I observed he was a fine cat, saying,

‘Why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this’; and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, ‘but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.’

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

The black dog I hope always to resist, and in time to drive, though I am deprived of almost all those that used to help me.

on his attacks of melancholia; more recently associated with Winston Churchill, who used the phrase ‘black dog’ when alluding to his own periodic bouts of depression

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

There is a wicked inclination in most people to suppose an old man decayed in his intellects. If a young or middle-aged man, when leaving a company, does not recollect where he laid his hat, it is nothing; but if the same inattention is discovered in an old man, people will shrug up their shoulders, and say, ‘His memory is going.’

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 1783

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea.

on the relative merits of two minor poets

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have, spend less. Poverty is a great enemy to human happiness; it certainly destroys liberty, and it makes some virtues impracticable, and others extremely difficult.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) letter to Boswell, 7 December 1782

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

How few of his friends’ houses would a man choose to be at when he is sick.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 1783

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Always, Sir, set a high value on spontaneous kindness. He whose inclination prompts him to cultivate your friendship of his own accord, will love you more than one whom you have been at pains to attach to you.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) May 1781

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 8 May 1781

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

This merriment of parsons is mighty offensive.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) March 1781

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich, beyond the dreams of avarice.

at the sale of Thrale’s brewery

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

No man was more foolish when he had not a pen in his hand, or more wise when he had.

of Oliver Goldsmith

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

They are forced plants, raised in a hot-bed; and they are poor plants; they are but cucumbers after all.

of Thomas Gray’s Odes

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. Martyrdom is the test.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 1780

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Worth seeing, yes; but not worth going to see.

on the Giant’s Causeway

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero (smiling) must drink brandy.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 7 April 1779

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Were it not for imagination, Sir, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a Duchess.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 9 May 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Sir, the insolence of wealth will creep out.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 18 April 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

So it is in travelling; a man must carry knowledge with him, if he would bring home knowledge.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 17 April 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Johnson had said that he could repeat a complete chapter of ‘The Natural History of Iceland’, from the Danish of Horrebow, the whole of which was exactly thus:—‘ CHAP. Lxxii. Concerning snakes. There are no snakes to be met with throughout the whole island.’

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 13 April 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

A country governed by a despot is an inverted cone.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 14 April 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been at sea.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 10 April 1778

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

All argument is against it; but all belief is for it.

of the existence of ghosts

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

on the execution of Dr Dodd for forgery, 27 June 1777

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 20 September 1777

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 19 September 1777

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

BOSWELL : Sir, what is poetry?

JOHNSON : Why Sir, it is much easier to say what it is not. We all know what light is; but it is not easy to tell what it is.

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 21 March 1776; see Shenstone 315:7

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

A man who has not been in Italy, is always conscious of an inferiority, from his not having seen what it is expected a man should see.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 11 April 1776

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Politics are now nothing more than means of rising in the world.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 18 April 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 18 April 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 7 April 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Fleet-street has a very animated appearance; but I think the full tide of human existence is at Charing-Cross.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 2 April 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

A man will turn over half a library to make one book.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 6 April 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

He was dull in a new way, and that made many people think him great.

of Thomas Gray

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 27 March 1775

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Every man has a lurking wish to appear considerable in his native place.

letter to Sir Joshua Reynolds, 17 July 1771

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

ELPHINSTON : What, have you not read it through?

JOHNSON : No, Sir, do you read books through!

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

The triumph of hope over experience.

of a man who remarried immediately after the death of a wife with whom he had been unhappy

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.

of a chance-met acquaintance

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Most schemes of political improvement are very laughable things.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 26 October 1769

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 26 October 1769

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

Don’t, Sir, accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.

James Boswell Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) 6 August 1763

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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

I refute it thus.

on Boswell observing of Bishop Berkeley ’ s theory of the non-existence of matter that though they were satisfied it was not true, they were unable to refute it, Johnson struck his foot against a large stone, till he rebounded from it, with these words

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