Quotes

Quotes

Quotes to inspire and reflect

Mark Twain
Mark Twain
There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes .
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first .
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Geological time is not money.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
In literature imitations do not imitate.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
You can't throw too much style into a miracle.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak .
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Life is short, break the rules.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner .
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear .
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a privileged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.
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Mark Twain
Mark Twain
The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make .
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