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Look What You Did, Christopher!
Look What You Did, Christopher!
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two,
Someone sailed the ocean blue.
Somebody borrowed the fare in Spain
For a busi…
My Dream
My Dream
This is my dream,
It is my own dream,
I dreamt it.
I dreamt that my hair was kempt.
Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty
Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty
One way to be very happy is to be very rich
For then you can buy orchids by the quire and bacon by the flitch.
Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib
Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib
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The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A While
So Thomas Edison
Never drank his medicine;
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Introspective Reflection
Introspective Reflection
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Kipling's Vermont
Kipling's Vermont
The summer like a rajah dies,
And every widowed tree
Kindles for Congregationalist eyes
An alien suttee.
Grandpa Is Ashamed
Grandpa Is Ashamed
A child need not be very clever
To learn that "Later, dear" means "Never."
I Do, I Will, I Have
I Do, I Will, I Have
How wise I am to have instructed the butler
to instruct the first footman to instruct the second
footman to instruct the doorman to …
Family Court
Family Court
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of a stranger
If one's own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with.
Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet
Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet
Bring down the moon for genteel Janet;
She's too refined for this gross planet.
She wears garments and you wear clothes…
Crossing The Border
Crossing The Border
Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.
Come On In, The Senility Is Fine
Come On In, The Senility Is Fine
People live forever in Jacksonville and St. Petersburg and Tampa,
But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa.
…
Biological Reflection
Biological Reflection
A girl whose cheeks are covered with paint
Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't.
Children's Party
Children's Party
May I join you in the doghouse, Rover?
I wish to retire till the party's over.
Since three o'clock I've done my best
To entertai…
Always Marry An April Girl
Always Marry An April Girl
Praise the spells and bless the charms,
I found April in my arms.
April golden, April cloudy,
Gracious, cruel, tender,…
A Word to Husbands
A Word to Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
Unwillingly Miranda wakes,
Feels the sun with terror,
One unwilling step she takes,
Shuddering to the mirror.
A Caution To Everybody
A Caution To Everybody
Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
À Bas Ben Adhem
À Bas Ben Adhem
My fellow man I do not care for.
I often ask me, What's he there for?
The only answer I can find
Is, Reproduction of his k…
Hymns to the Night :
Hymns to the Night :
Now I know when will come the last morning -- when the Light no more scares away
Night and Love -- when sleep shall be without waking, and …
Hymns to the Night :
Hymns to the Night :
Must the morning always return? Will the despotism of the earthly never cease? Unholy
activity consumes the angel-visit of the Night. Will …
Hymns to the Night :
Hymns to the Night :
Before all the wondrous shows of the widespread space around him, what living,
sentient thing loves not the all-joyous light -- with its co…
Some Advice To Those Who Will Serve Time In Prison
Some Advice To Those Who Will Serve Time In Prison
If instead of being hanged by the neck
you're thrown inside
for not giving up hope
in the worl…
Things I Didn't Know I Loved
Things I Didn't Know I Loved
it's March th
I'm sitting by the window on the Prague-Berlin train
night is falling
I never knew I liked
ni…