Life and Existence

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

We are all ignorant; just about different things.

Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them .

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?

There is no security in life, only opportunity.

An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter .

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Don't dream your life, but live your dream

Don't dream your life, but live your dream

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why .