Society and the World

Vote: The only commodity that is peddle able without a license.

There has been only one Christian. They caught and crucified him-early.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them .

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey .

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.