Emotions and Feelings

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble .

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact .

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.