Emotions and Feelings

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it .

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been .

It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like .

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.

We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.