Emotions and Feelings

Don't wait the time is never just right.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed .

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them .

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

Comparison is the death of joy.

Comparison is the death of joy.

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.