Life and Existence

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go.

I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

Strange is the man who practices his religion .

Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions .

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

Marriage, yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation .

Don't look at the world with your hands in your pockets. To write about it you have to reach out and touch it .

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Experience comes from bad judgment.

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.