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Faith, Spirituality and Religion
Mark Twain
To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.
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Mark Twain
All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
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Mark Twain
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Mark Twain
I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
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Mark Twain
The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
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Mark Twain
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
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Mark Twain
Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.
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Mark Twain
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey .
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Mark Twain
In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination
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Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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Mark Twain
Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.
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Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
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Mark Twain
Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
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