Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief; Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef. I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy wasn’t in; Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin. I went to Taffy’s house; Taffy wasn’t home. Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone. I went to Taffy’s house and Taffy was in bed; So I picked up the poker and hit him in the head.