Zsa Zsa Gabor

I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither of them would take out the garbage.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Oh, what a pretty dress—and so cheap!

You mean apart from my own?

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.

Macho does not prove mucho.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I want a man whose kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.