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Politician, n . An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

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Polite, adj . Skilled in the art and practice of dissimulation.

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Plebiscite, n . A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.

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Plutocracy, n . A republican form of government deriving its powers from the conceit of the governed—in thinking they govern.

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Please, v . To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.

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Platonic, adj . . . . Platonic Love is a fool’s name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

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Plan, v.t . To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

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Plagiarize, v . To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

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Pillage, v . To carry on business candidly.

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To think the God of Swine has snouts and bristles.

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Born on June 24, 1842, in Meigs County, Ohio, Ambrose Bierce enlisted in the Union Army in 1861 and fought in some of the bloodiest battles of the Civil War. After the war, he moved to California, where he became an influential journalist and newspaper editor. Bierce gained fame for his scathing style and his distrust of hypocrisy and pretense. His most famous work is 'The Devil's Dictionary,' a collection of satirical and witty definitions that expose human and social flaws. His short stories, such as 'An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,' are notable for their dark atmosphere, surprising endings, and psychological exploration. Bierce mysteriously disappeared in Mexico in 1913, while traveling to cover the Mexican Revolution, leaving behind a lasting and enigmatic literary legacy.