He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

God heals and the doctor takes the fees.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

A lie stands on one leg, truth on two.