Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

Sin is geographical.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

Philosophers before Kant had a tremendous advantage over philosophers after Kant in that they didn’t have to waste time studying Kant.

Hegel set out his philosophy with so much obscurity that people thought it must be profound.

Many a man will have the courage to die gallantly, but will not have the courage to say, or even to think, that the cause for which he is asked to die is an unworthy one.

In England we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite the police get involved.

The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, if physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself.