Whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other [Democratic side], it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

All history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!

You know, that’s the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

But much of what Mr. [Vice-President Henry] Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still “globaloney.” Mr. Wallace’s warp of sense and his woof of nonsense is very tricky cloth out of which to cut the pattern of a post-war world.

Nature abhors . . . a virgin—a frozen asset.

You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.

If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.