Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Life has to be given a meaning because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning.

Every man with a bellyful of the classics is an enemy to the human race.

Don’t work too hard. Fool around a bit. Be lazy. Don’t worry, Life is —forever.

The best technique is none at all.

Write with a smile, even when it’s horrible or tragic.

Stick to Zen. Fuck the work .

Artists never thrive in colonies. Ants do. What the budding artist needs is the privilege of wrestling with his problems in solitude—and now and then a piece of red meat.