To err is human—but it feels divine.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The censors wouldn’t even let me sit on a guy’s lap, and I’ve been on more laps than a table napkin.

I’m the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

I feel like a million tonight—but one at a time.

Let’s forget the six feet and talk about the seven inches.

A hard man’s good to find—but you’ll mostly find him asleep.

When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one.

It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.