Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see .

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot