Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
To lose your prejudices you must travel.
