Quotes

Quotes

Quotes to inspire and reflect

Michel de Montaigne
Michel de Montaigne
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich Nietzsche
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands
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George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
He who has never hoped can never despair.
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Bertrand Russell
Bertrand Russell
Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.
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Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.
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Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Karl Kraus
Karl Kraus
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
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Horácio
Horácio
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
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Henry de Montherlant
Henry de Montherlant
Most affections are habits or duties we lack the courage to end.
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Herbert Spencer
Herbert Spencer
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
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Fred Allen
Fred Allen
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
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William Blake
William Blake
O why was I born with a different face?
Why was I not born like rest of my race?
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James Thurber
James Thurber
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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Thomas Edison
Thomas Edison
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking. Thomas A.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The world belongs to the energetic.
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Karl Kraus
Karl Kraus
Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them
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Karl Kraus
Karl Kraus
The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.
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Gore Vidal
Gore Vidal
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia
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Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
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Cícero
Cícero
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
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Nicolas Chamfort
Nicolas Chamfort
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Honoré de Balzac
Honoré de Balzac
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
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Elizabeth Bishop
Elizabeth Bishop
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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Carl Jung
Carl Jung
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.
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Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less, idiots; and three thirds, more or less, poltroons
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Gustave Flaubert
Gustave Flaubert
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
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Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
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Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau
What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter which lie close together to keep each other warm.
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Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon

You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.

on the best wife for a president

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Evelyn Waugh
Evelyn Waugh
It is a curious thing ... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Fred Allen
Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
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Bertrand Russell
Bertrand Russell

The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.

Playboy Interview - March 1963

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G. K. Chesterton
G. K. Chesterton
The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parents. G.K.
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Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson

Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.

Playboy Interview - December 1967

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George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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Honoré de Balzac
Honoré de Balzac
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman.
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George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
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Bertrand Russell
Bertrand Russell
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.
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H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated
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G. K. Chesterton
G. K. Chesterton
Coincidences are spiritual puns. G.K.
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