Humor e Ironia

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

People become concerned with being more humble than other people.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is Knowledge of oneself..

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.

A man was desired to rise from bed because the sun was already up. He replied: “If I had as far to go and as much 102 to do as he has, I should be up by now; but having but a little way to go, I shall not get up yet.

A painter was asked why, since he made such beautiful figures, which were but dead things, his children were so ugly; to which the painter replied that he made his pictures by day, and his children by night.

Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.