All Englishmen talk as if they’ve got a bushel of — W. C. Fields Next A Merry Christmas to all my friends except two. “ All Englishmen talk as if they’ve got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then, after swallowing them, get constipated from the pits. Share Share Comments (0) Log in to post a comment. No comments yet. Be the first to comment.