

Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife-please"
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late.
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