My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I do benefits for all religions—I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I don’t know what people have got against the government—they’ve done nothing.
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People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
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He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground.
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There’ll always be an England, even if it’s in Hollywood.
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I believe a lot of you are into gardening—security officers said you were growing your own grass.
