What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

In the arts of peace Man is a bungler.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.

Englishmen never will be slaves: they are free to do whatever the Government and public opinion allow them to do.

But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.