Stimulate the phagocytes.

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity.

Martyrdom … the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

He [the Briton] is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

I’m only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.

Oh, you are a very poor soldier—a chocolate cream soldier!

All great truths begin as blasphemies.