Civilization and Its Discontents.

[ Catchphrase :] Can we talk?

It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

Don’t marry a tennis player—love means nothing to them.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, “the man goes on top and the woman underneath.” For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.