Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider .

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference .

Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.