All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people .

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful '

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.