I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.

You can't no more teach what you ain't learned than you can come from where you ain't been.

A dozen direct censures are easier to bear than one morganatic compliment.

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

An occasional compliment is necessary to keep up one's self-respect.

To eat is human, to digest, divine