All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

And how moving is the eloquence of the untaught when it is the heart that is speaking!

Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years.