Poems List

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
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I knew her before she was a virgin.
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So little time, so little to do.
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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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You can’t possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven’s Seventh and go slow.

explaining his way out of a speeding ticket

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I treasure every moment that I do not see her.

on Phyllis Diller

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