Quotes to inspire and reflect

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some; for he that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Is there no manners left among maids?

And of course a man who is much talked about is always very attractive. One feels there must be something in him after all.

It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.

You should never try to understand them. Women are pictures. Men are problems. If you want to know what a woman really means—which, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to do—look at her, don’t listen to her.

Men are mad things.

‘Tis woman, woman, rules us still.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman….Or the want of it in a man.

Is bent, all hell contains no fouler fiend.

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

A woman can keep one secret—the secret of her age.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

We women adore failures. They lean on us.

Men are what their mothers made them.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

His Heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue.

To one thing constant never.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?

No faith, no honesty in men…

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Ah! the strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women…merely adored.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.

I am all for women’s rights—and for their lefts too.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.

The main achievement of the Women’s Movement was the right to go Dutch.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three dollar pantyhose that won’t run.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

At girls who wear glasses.

I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither of them would take out the garbage.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man is ever going to make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.”

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

I only like two kinds of men—domestic and imported.

Women and elephants never forget.

I’m tired, send one of them home.

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise, they’re simply unbearable.

Men and women, women and men—it will never work.

The history of women is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong.

I like a man who’s good, but not too good. The good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Female, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.