Emotions and Feelings

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

I would always rather be happy than dignified.

I would always rather be happy than dignified.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women. To enter ordinary relationships. I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic -- in the sense that I live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I want a man whose kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

A mind at peace does not engender wars.

War will disappear only when men shall take no part whatever in violence and shall be ready to suffer every persecution that their abstention will bring them. It is the only way to abolish war.

I find war detestable but those who praise it without participating in it even more so.

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

The greatest purveyor of violence in the world today - my own government.

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.