Emotions and Feelings

A fine coat is a livery, when the person who wears it discovers no higher sense than that of a footman.

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they did not they would be married too.

CHUMPS ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST HUSBANDS… ALL THE UNHAPPY MARRIAGES COME FROM THE HUSBANDS HAVING BRAINS.

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

IF A WOMAN DOUBTS AS TO WHETHER SHE SHOULD ACCEPT A MAN OR NOT, SHE CERTAINLY OUGHT TO REFUSE HIM.

THERE ARE MEN WHO FEAR REPARTEE IN A WIFE MORE KEENLY THAN A SWORD.

Licence my roving hands, and let them go, Before, behind, between, above, below.

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us.

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

THE FIXITY OF A HABIT IS GENERALLY IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO ITS ABSURDITY.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

HOW LIKE HERRINGS AND ONIONS OUR VICES ARE IN THE MORNING AFTER WE HAVE COMMITTED THEM.

I ALWAYS ADVISE PEOPLE NEVER TO GIVE ADVICE.

NEVER TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES. DRAG THEM DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. IT’S CHEAPER.

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

IN UNIVERSITY THEY DON’T TELL YOU THAT THE GREATER PART OF THE LAW IS LEARNING TO TOLERATE FOOLS.