Life and Existence

You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.

FROM THE BEGINNING MEN USED GOD TO JUSTIFY THE UNJUSTIFIABLE.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

I like the scientific spirit – the holding off, the being sure but not too sure, the willingness to surrender ideas when the evidence is against them.

COMPUTERS ARE LIKE OLD TESTAMENT GODS; LOTS OF RULES AND NO MERCY.

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

In my time, the follies of the town crept slowly among us, but now they travel faster than a stage-coach.

WHAT EXACTLY DO I THINK ABOUT WHEN I’M RUNNING? I DON’T HAVE A CLUE.

GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU CAN CLAIM THE PRIVILEGES OF AGE AND RETAIN THE PLAYTHINGS OF CHILDHOOD.

GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU CAN CLAIM THE PRIVILEGES OF AGE AND RETAIN THE PLAYTHINGS OF CHILDHOOD.

ONE CANNOT THINK WELL, LOVE WELL, SLEEP WELL, IF ONE HAS NOT DINED WELL.

FASHION IS WHAT YOU ADOPT WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

CHUMPS ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST HUSBANDS… ALL THE UNHAPPY MARRIAGES COME FROM THE HUSBANDS HAVING BRAINS.

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

Wishing each other, not divorced, but dead; They lived respectably as man and wife.

IF A WOMAN DOUBTS AS TO WHETHER SHE SHOULD ACCEPT A MAN OR NOT, SHE CERTAINLY OUGHT TO REFUSE HIM.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.

Licence my roving hands, and let them go, Before, behind, between, above, below.