Humor e Ironia

Serious sport … is war minus the shooting.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,

The camel has a single hump;

The cow is of the bovine ilk;

The turtle lives ’twixt plated decks

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.

If the triangles were to make a God they would give him three sides.

when asked if she really had nothing on in a calendar photograph:

One should eat to live, and not live to eat.

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet ’em on your way down.

The Conservatives … being by the law of their existence the stupidest party.

Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

an optimist is a guy

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all the time.

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason he makes so many of them.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?

They dined on mince, and slices of quince,

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea