Politics is the art of looking for trouble, findin — Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook.
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Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
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One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic. attributed
Josef Stalin
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Ambrose Bierce
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill