[ When asked how many husbands she had had :]

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Personally, I know nothing about sex because I’ve always been married.

I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither of them would take out the garbage.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Oh, what a pretty dress—and so cheap!

You mean apart from my own?