Poems List

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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Do we really deserve top billing?
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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