Frisbee Arianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.

Swimming isn’t a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning.

Life is a series of dogs.