As the age of television progresses the Reagan's will be the rule, not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

We should stop going around babbling about how we're the greatest democracy on earth, when we're not even a democracy. We are a sort of militarized republic.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Never have children, only grandchildren.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

Congress no longer declares war or makes budgets. So that's the end of the constitution as a working machine.

It's easy to sustain a relationship when sex plays no part, and impossible, I have observed, when it does.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.