Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country - and we haven't seen them since.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.